Need your captions

What's wrong with this truck?

Look Carefully!
Once I realized what I was looking at, my camera came out and I snapped a couple of pictures to share. When you look closely, it appears they worked at one time. But they definitely were not working when I was following. And you can tell they have been there for a while-look at the dust pattern.

I asked a couple of people for a caption.
If you have a good one, share it!

from a police officer - REDNECK IMPLANTS